Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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