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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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