Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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