Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Girls Lacrosse.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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