- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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