What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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