Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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