Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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