Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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where is the world?

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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