A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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where is the world?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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