- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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