What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Japan

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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