- Anti Joke

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag