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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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