Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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