- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Justin's life

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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