- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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