- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

This is not funny.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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