I'd like to make a withdraw

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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