Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Chris is hairy

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Caramel Boing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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