Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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