Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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