Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Anti Joke

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