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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

hey hey apple

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.