How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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gingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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