Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What's the new green? Green

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Anti Joke

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