chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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You all have Aids

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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