- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

the economy.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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