- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your mom went to college

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

if you don't like this you're gay

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