Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

the economy.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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