- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How would you rule?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What is a jew in space? Dead

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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