A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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