- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

all the kids had fun

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

You sick fiend

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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