- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

all the kids had fun

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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