People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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when debbie meets downer

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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