My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Your mother just died.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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