- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I was watching Fox news.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I just drank a cola.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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