What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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