A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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