- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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