What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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