A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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