Fat people

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

matt is fat

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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