- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do black people eat? Food.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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