what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Fat people

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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