- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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