- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Skinny people fart less.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Heskey time.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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