Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Penis

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lol

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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one stop shop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Anti Joke

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