Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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