- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

i just wrote this so hard

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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