Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

My spelling is horrible

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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