Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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