- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

scientology.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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