Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Well this is pointless.....

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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