How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Knock knock Come in

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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i like turtles

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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