What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Well this is pointless.....

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A seal walks into a club.

hi

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Badabing.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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