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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

an emo girl walked into a white room

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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