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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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