Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

You were born.

Why didn't he finish his

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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