A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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I enjoy Popcorn

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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