What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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TIMMY

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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