what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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