what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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