Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Women's rights.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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