Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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