Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

hola said the chinese man

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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