Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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