There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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