- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why do mexicans get made fun of

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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