Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

women's rights

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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