- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Anti Joke

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