Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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