- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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