- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

You're a big fat monkey.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why so serious ?

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