In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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No it doesnt..

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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human centipede

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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