- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why so serious ?

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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