- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

autsim

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

aodhan hearty

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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