- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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