- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Black people.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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