Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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