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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

This is a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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