- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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