- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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