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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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