- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

You sick fiend

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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