- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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