I know you are but what am I? Gay.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Once, I went to Peru.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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