whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

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