- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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